Cleveland Browns 2023 Edition

Another mystery they need to solve is why Myles is the first half season DPOY every season, but can barely find his own sack in the second half of every season. Bizarre.
It truly is a mystery. Endurance and goes all out and then spent? Don't know but damn I obviously love CJ from osu days, now starting to love what I see in nfl
 
No I'm not. It's the same roster that rolled through December. They've been out played from the opening kick, that goes on the coach.
Who did they roll through? The collapsing Jags…the Texans second string…the pathetic Bears offense…the quitting Jets. And they barely squeaked out the home wins over the Jags and Bears.
 
Im still laughing. Has nothing to do with Karma. It's a coaching staff that didn't have the team prepared and were incapable of making adjustments.
It's injuries and a ownership that went all in on a princess who can't even stay on the field. Texans eating up the help we gave them. Good for them
 
It's injuries and a ownership that went all in on a princess who can't even stay on the field. Texans eating up the help we gave them. Good for them
We were injured all year and still stacked wins. Just a lame excuse for this lame effort.
 
Not sure what to say about this one. An absent defense, a QB you knew was going to be prone to breakdown... so is it back to the massage parlor aficianado next year?
 
The Browns lost their: $230M QB; both starting tackles; arguably the best RB in the game; their backup QB; a safety playing at a Pro Bowl level; one of the league's best kickers this season; a top LB on the team; the best rookie replacement tackle; and lost other meaningful players (Ward; Posic, etc.) for extended periods .

It was an embarrassing damn loss but fairy tales don't generally crash down gently. Nobody is going anywhere. There are free agents in the market that can help this team. Here's hoping Barry can figure it out.
 
Drop kicked from playoffs by former princess team after Haslam sold soul he doesn't have for said princess. It tracks...
 
The Browns lost their: $230M QB; both starting tackles; arguably the best RB in the game; their backup QB; a safety playing at a Pro Bowl level; one of the league's best kickers this season; a top LB on the team; the best rookie replacement tackle; and lost other meaningful players (Ward; Posic, etc.) for extended periods .

It was an embarrassing damn loss but fairy tales don't generally crash down gently. Nobody is going anywhere. There are free agents in the market that can help this team. Here's hoping Barry can figure it out.
After posting that first paragraph, and all the issues, then why were the Browns 2 points favorites on the road?
 
The Browns lost their: $230M QB; both starting tackles; arguably the best RB in the game; their backup QB; a safety playing at a Pro Bowl level; one of the league's best kickers this season; a top LB on the team; the best rookie replacement tackle; and lost other meaningful players (Ward; Posic, etc.) for extended periods .

It was an embarrassing damn loss but fairy tales don't generally crash down gently. Nobody is going anywhere. There are free agents in the market that can help this team. Here's hoping Barry can figure it out.
We are tied in to keep paying and paying the princess. That's all that really matters. Soul sold, consequences ensue
 
Another mystery they need to solve is why Myles is the first half season DPOY every season, but can barely find his own sack in the second half of every season. Bizarre.
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